My VX ran over me

[VX KAT]

She was really tryin' to get you back!
Glad you're still in one piece!!!!!!
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OK, now a little humor...hopefully it will make you feel a little better.....


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. "I was a few inches from being dead, if it had hit run over my head........"
So let me get this visual right...it was your head that stopped it then?....NOTE TO SELF....DO NOT USE SKULL AS A WHEEL CHOCK....THERE'S SOME DRAWBACKS TO SUCH USE.
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I bet your front Marlinstein bumper is OK...and flattened that Stop sign!
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(Half cup full kind of guy)....Umm, NOT! Mr. Zombie revolution and survivalist!
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OK, enough kidding, you know it's all in fun and SERIOUSLY glad you weren't smushed......make a terrible stain on the concrete driveway..

[Marlin]

She was really tryin' to get you back!
Glad you're still in one piece!!!!!!
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OK, now a little humor...hopefully it will make you feel a little better.....

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So let me get this visual right...it was your head that stopped it then?....NOTE TO SELF....DO NOT USE SKULL AS A WHEEL CHOCK....THERE'S SOME DRAWBACKS TO SUCH USE.

.No, my shoulder stopped it. Almost my head.
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I bet your front Marlinstein bumper is OK...and flattened that Stop sign!
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.Not a mark on the VX!! The bumper saved me from some serious VX damage.
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(Half cup full kind of guy)....Umm, NOT! Mr. Zombie revolution and survivalist!
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Half full, not stupid..
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OK, enough kidding, you know it's all in fun and SERIOUSLY glad you weren't smushed......make a terrible stain on the concrete driveway..
Nothing that murattic (spelling? Too lazy to check) acid wouldn't clean up.

I do feel lucky, now the HOA is gonna think I took out the stop sign on purpose...lol.