Rofl

[tom4bren]

Driving to work this morning, I look in my rear view so see this minivan up my butt. I'm doing 80 in the hammer lane & keeping up with traffic (but with a comfortable stopping distance in front of me - I did learn from last year's incident). Finally the guy decides to pass me on the right - nearly removing my rear bumper in the process (couldn't have missed it by more than an inch).

The guy was driving like a rea D1(K.

So why does this qualify as ROFL?

When he finally ended up in front of me (after doing the same thing to 4 other cars), I saw his vanity plates:

BAOWNR

[JAMAS]

Ha!

[Marlin]

Is it supposed to be Boner or Bad *** Owner in keeping with Dane Cook?

[tom4bren]

If it was supposed to be the later, then he can only blame his own dang self for morphing it into the former.

I'll still LMAO thinking about me referring to him as a 'dick' & then seeing that plate though, no matter what his intention of the vanity plate.

[Ldub]

Mebbe he likes to vaca in Bonaire...

[tom4bren]

The saga continued on the commute home. I was in the hammer lane (doing approximately 3.4mph) & happened to look on the shoulder of the road. There, relaxing in the sunshine is a CV boot. I looked & looked for the rest of the VX but it couldn't be found.

[Marlin]

LOL, thats all that was left of that VX that flagged for tow in Chicago.... (It was a "spotted thread", someone spotted an astral with the tow sticker on the freeway a week or so ago)

[WormGod]

Hey, as a man, if I was stuck driving a minivan, I would drive it like a rocket so nobody could see me in it as well. I can understand his situation.

I get that all the time here in Merryland. I would say it's usually the douche-bags in the Merc, BMWs, and Audis.... but it's simply douche-bags in ANYTHING now. You can't win.

[Moncha]

Ha, I have a UC mini van. Everybody at works laughs at me untill it's time for driving qualifications.. My van handles better than most of our Crown Vics.

[tom4bren]

Ha, I have a UC mini van. Everybody at works laughs at me untill it's time for driving qualifications.. My van handles better than most of our Crown Vics.

Ahh, the manly minivan. I saw an Aerostar on a frame with 44's once ...

[tom4bren]

Another I-95 ROFL last night.

I passed a big rig bobtailing it down 95 last night. He had spinners on the rear wheels & a custom vinly cover over his trailer coupling. I know that truckers can be really proud of their rigs ... but ... DAY-UM!!!

[HeckaTrebeka]

Those big riggers are touchy... Don't drive next to them with your high beams or they'll use their own spot lights to shine right in your face then they'll start honking at you like they know what's best! But that's another story about another car.

[Bob Barker]

High beams you say? That's when 2400 watts of CREE led's facing rearward will come in handy!!!