ROFL
When I worked at Robbins AFB, it was quicker for me to bike to work rather than drive. MP's tried to give me a speeding ticket once. Here's how it went down:
Officer: WOOWOOWOOO - pull the bicycle over to the curb sir and dismount.
Me: I did
Me: Yes, officer how may I help you.
Officer: License and registration please.
Me: I'm sorry sir but I can not comply. There is no registration for bicycles and since a drivers license isn't required, I left it at home.
Officer: Give me your Government ID then, I know you have that on you.
Me: I'm sorry Officer but the security office informed me that I can not use that as a form of ID.
I gotta give it to the MP. He tried ... he really tried. After giving him my name, age, race, ... he tried filling out the ticket. After about 2 minutes of that, he finally laughed & told me to leave.
BTW, I wasn't speeding, I was just going faster than all of the cars.