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    My coworkers and I have been trying to find out burial info for muslims. No where in the Quran can we find anything about the one day burial. Very convenient, why isn't there a video of the ceremony to satisfy all the muslims of the world that it was done right? If that was our primary concern, wouldn't we make a big deal out of it?

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    "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." September 13, 2001, President George Bush

    "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." March 13, 2002, President George Bush

    June 18, 2006: FBI says, it has "No hard evidence connecting Bin Laden to 9/11"Wednesday, December 26, 2001 - Reported by Fox News

    Usama bin Laden has died a peaceful death due to an untreated lung complication, the Pakistan Observer reported, citing a Taliban leader who allegedly attended the funeral of the Al Qaeda leader.

    http://www.time.com/time/nation/arti...9280%2C00.html

    And just when you think the birth certificate thang is put to bed:

    attorneys argued on Monday before the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals that the requirements of the U.S. Constitution simply are too important to ignore for the sake of political expediency, even when they involve a sitting president.

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    Well they haven't released ANY photos or videos yet, so I don't find that so hard to believe.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_funeral *ATTENTION* This wiki article was edited as early as today, so take that for what it is. The following links are dated earlier than 2011.

    http://mortuarytransport.com/muslim-funeral-customs/

    https://www.kfai.org/node/18704

    http://www.funerals-and-flowers.com/...oms.html#islam

    http://www.bmj.com/content/309/6953/521.extract

    http://yojichan.multiply.com/photos/album/72

    I mean, it's REALLY easy to Google "Muslim burial rituals" and see that there are plenty of source dated before yesterday (since this is all about a conspiracy to conceal that they didn't really get him, I'm sure) that talk about it needing to be done "as soon as possible" or "within a day". The Muslim's main concern is decay of the body or the disgrace of it being picked apart by predators, etc.

    You and your friends have read the entire Quran in the last day? Diligent little scholars!

    Quote Originally Posted by Marlin View Post
    My coworkers and I have been trying to find out burial info for muslims. No where in the Quran can we find anything about the one day burial. Very convenient, why isn't there a video of the ceremony to satisfy all the muslims of the world that it was done right? If that was our primary concern, wouldn't we make a big deal out of it?
    Last edited by technocoy : 05/03/2011 at 11:59 PM Reason: more info.
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    Quote Originally Posted by technocoy View Post
    You and your friends have read the entire Quran in the last day? Diligent little scholars!
    It's also "REALLY easy to Google" the words Quran and search and come up with a whole list of sites that don't require you to read every word...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vt_maverick View Post
    It's also "REALLY easy to Google" the words Quran and search and come up with a whole list of sites that don't require you to read every word...
    True, but unless you're completely ignorant to religious texts such as the Bible and Quran, you'd also know that search for a concept or process can be difficult since much of the prose and wording in the books are not in the context of modern English speech patterns.

    Therefore, someone who ISN'T trying to incite would just Google, "Muslim burial tradition" and not assume that everyone on the internet who's buried a Muslim in the past decade has been doing it as a ruse to back up a conspiracy that would take place in 2011.

    Get real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by technocoy View Post
    True, but unless you're completely ignorant to religious texts such as the Bible and Quran, you'd also know that search for a concept or process can be difficult since much of the prose and wording in the books are not in the context of modern English speech patterns.
    It's not that difficult if you practice using the search engine.

    And now the cycle is truly complete! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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