Lucky for me, I don't have a wife, husband, or kids. Just a dog and many a little black book with the phone numbers of numerous ladies 1/2 my age.
And no, sorry dude, that ain't camping. My old MX team used to motor around in our Pace Arrow fleet and it was always so BLAH. THIS is camping....
Be one with the bugs, the cold, the discomfort, the showerless smell, the soggy morning linens, and any inclement weather that sneaks up on you. Oh... the life!
Reminds me, my last trip out, my tent was damaged pretty bad by a storm. Need to get a new one.