Too expensive. I buy whatever I can afford, tastes good, or will get me fugged up. I am very fortunate to have never had a cavity (I get a teeth cleaning every 10 years or so), shave once a week (my face too), get the mane trimmed every 3 or months, have the same athletic/lean physique I had at 20, eat whatever I want, drink whatever I want, ___ ___ever I want... I pay for it with the skin of a ginger kid and poor outlook on life tho. See and you thought I was some God-like human hater or... Wait, this isn't facebook! OH CRAP!