That right there is funny...I don't care who y'are...Originally Posted by ibmx2
True story (and I being the master of diplomacy)
Sitting at the far end of the bar waiting for a friend
Looking down the bar towards door waiting their arrival
The guy with his girl friend at the far end comes down and
Tells me I am staring at his girl friend and to quit looking at her
I tell him I am watching the door for my friend
And I would not be looking at your old lady because she so GODDA** ULGY anyway !!!
Thats when the BAR fight started !OUCH!
I accidentally rear ended an Escalade a few years back.
After the dust settled, the driver got out, & to my surprise, was vertically challenged. ( a little person)
He said: "I'm not happy"
To which I replied: "which one are ya then?"
That's when the bruising of my knee caps started...
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