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    Most importantly of all, when are we going to lunch in this thing? So tell me, you think you can burn Linda's Porsche with this?
    The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ascinder View Post
    Most importantly of all, when are we going to lunch in this thing? So tell me, you think you can burn Linda's Porsche with this?
    I dunno, I don't think it is faster than the Porsche, but it does have the turbo and 5-speed advantage. I think it could give her a good run, but the Porsche is over 10 years newer!! I guess I will have to see someday!

    Lunch, anytime! Just call! Or dinner (I've kinda been packing my lunch to save bucks and loose weight).

    Bart

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ascinder View Post
    So tell me, you think you can burn Linda's Porsche with this?
    According to Joe Isuzu, the Impulse should be able to hit 950 miles per hour. Burning the Porsche should be no problem.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic0UejzZDZ8

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    Quote Originally Posted by PittVXr View Post
    According to Joe Isuzu, the Impulse should be able to hit 950 miles per hour. Burning the Porsche should be no problem.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic0UejzZDZ8
    Ya see Bart , there is what those neighborhood cones are for!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZEUS View Post
    Son, I'm gonna slap you upside da head! If there is anything to learn in life it is to not end up like ME in anyway!!!
    LOL, I know, I know. But why wouldn't I want to be another Lord of the Cock Rings?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ascinder View Post
    That music is going to be playing in my head everytime I think of Bart driving the impulse. It's like his post apocalyptic retro funking bebop soundtrack.
    Nice, that music is funny...

    Quote Originally Posted by Triathlete View Post
    Ya see Bart , there is what those neighborhood cones are for!
    Hmmm, good idea. The Lotus suspension can definitely handle it!!

    Bart

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    I'm with you bart on the '90s Mustangs & the 2nd generation Impulse...never cared for the 2nd gen Impulse/storm.

    I had a neighbor during the '80s that had a silver Impulse when I had my "Knight Rider" '82 Trans Am and always liked his Impulse.

    I bet you liked the Chrysler Conquest TSI Turbo/Mitsubishi Starion coupes too? If you don't remember them...google it up and take a look!

    I almost bought a black Chrysler Conquest TSI Turbo a few years back...wanted a stick though and it was an auto.

    Congrat's on the car...and I think "white" would be a good change of pace for you! lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger VX'er View Post
    I bet you liked the Chrysler Conquest TSI Turbo/Mitsubishi Starion coupes too? If you don't remember them...google it up and take a look!
    Ahhh yes. A couple months back, there was a MINT, all black Starion on eBay. It was a gorgeous car!

    I also like the old 80s Supras too. But man, once the 90s hit, everything got round and bubbly and just plain ugly, imo.

    Bart

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