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    Quote Originally Posted by RamAirZ View Post
    Ya I had a girl that worked with me in California that was like that Riff. She knew I worked on cars so she comes up to me to ask "Would you know why my service engine soon light is on?" Well knowing she has a newer Toyota like my wife I asked if she had changed the oil since she's had it and reset that light (the service light comes on every 5K miles). She responds "you have to change the oil?" :
    LOL, now that's funny as well. Just think about all of the various cases out there that we've never even heard about.

    Back on MARLIN's story for a moment-- the pour spout on a Diesel pump is intentionally bigger so it can't fit into a normal car's Unleaded filler neck pipe (thereby preventing Diesel going into an Unleaded car). However, the smaller Unleaded pour spout will easily fit inside the bigger filler neck pipe of a Diesel vehicle (as was the case with MARLIN's wifey). I guess mankind can only help prevent gender mistakes to a certain degree.

    Maybe the fuel industry should change the pour spout and filler neck pipe for Diesel to an "Hour Glass" (inverted diamond shape like on a Black Widow spider). Basically, some other distinct shape that a common round pipe won't match up fitting. Then the round Unleaded pour spout won't fit into the Hour Glass shaped filler neck of a Diesel vehicle; and vice versa, the Hour Glass shaped Diesel pour spout still won't fit into a round shaped filler neck of a Unleaded vehicle (as is currently the case). Brilliant!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff View Post
    LOL, now that's funny as well. Just think about all of the various cases out there that we've never even heard about.

    Back on MARLIN's story for a moment-- the pour spout on a Diesel pump is intentionally bigger so it can't fit into a normal car's Unleaded filler neck pipe (thereby preventing Diesel going into an Unleaded car). However, the smaller Unleaded pour spout will easily fit inside the bigger filler neck pipe of a Diesel vehicle (as was the case with MARLIN's wifey). I guess mankind can only help prevent gender mistakes to a certain degree.

    Maybe the fuel industry should change the pour spout and filler neck pipe for Diesel to an "Hour Glass" (inverted diamond shape like on a Black Widow spider). Basically, some other distinct shape that a common round pipe won't match up fitting. Then the round Unleaded pour spout won't fit into the Hour Glass shaped filler neck of a Diesel vehicle; and vice versa, the Hour Glass shaped Diesel pour spout still won't fit into a round shaped filler neck of a Unleaded vehicle (as is currently the case). Brilliant!!!

    As for your idea, I doubt it would work. Diesel engines run for a LONG LONG time, so you would have to wait 10-20 yrs before you could swap out all the pump nozzles. How about all you regular gas users swap your filler pipes to the hourglass shape.
    *sigh*, so I thought. The new VW diesels are using the standard gas size nozzle. Most of the stations around here are in the process of swapping all the nozzles out. I doubt she ever makes this mistake again. I took a good chunk of her paycheck to pay for the repairs, no way am I paying for that.
    As for your idea, I doubt it would work. Diesel engines run for a LONG LONG time, so you would have to wait 10-20 yrs before you could swap out all the pump nozzles. How about all you regular gas users swap your filler pipes to the hourglass shape.

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    I forgot to mention, I was actually at the start of a golf tournament when she called me. I was yelling about not letting women ever drive. A lot of the guys at work have diesels, they promptly texted their wives to tell them, so they wouldn't feel so bad about their past mistakes, and to further prove to their significant others that women should not be allowed to drive trucks. LOL.
    On a side note, I hate golf with all my heart and soul. Our team shot 4 over, Captain's Choice. Golf is the biggest waste of time, it teaches you no useful skills in any way shape or form. At least rock crawling will help us in the zombie revolution. I have this argument weekly at work with the other guys in the office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff View Post
    I guess mankind can only help prevent gender mistakes to a certain degree.
    Quote Originally Posted by Marlin View Post
    I was yelling about not letting women ever drive. A lot of the guys at work have diesels, they promptly texted their wives to tell them, so they wouldn't feel so bad about their past mistakes, and to further prove to their significant others that women should not be allowed to drive trucks. LOL.
    oh boy...... is it me, or did this thread just heat up to incendiary levels?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VX KAT View Post
    oh boy...... is it me, or did this thread just heat up to incendiary levels?
    Well, you can get upset all you want, but science is science, the wives of the diesel truck owners put the wrong fuel in their truck FAR more often than the husbands. I guess women just have more important things to worry about than the proper fuel, such as....I don't know, I can't think of anything right now.

    I am taking statistics starting this week, so I will post up some proof. LOL...
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    Quote Originally Posted by VX KAT View Post
    oh boy...... is it me, or did this thread just heat up to incendiary levels?
    Take a breath...consider the source...let it go...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ldub View Post
    Take a breath...consider the source...let it go...

    Oommmmmmmm...Oommmmmmm...Oommmmmmmm...
    that is what we all have to do with your posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by VXR View Post
    that is what we all have to do with your posts
    Classic!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VXR View Post
    that is what we all have to do with your posts

    That's pretty sweet that you've become so important that you speak for everyone...two of these for you....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlin View Post
    On a side note, I hate golf with all my heart and soul. Our team shot 4 over, Captain's Choice. Golf is the biggest waste of time, it teaches you no useful skills in any way shape or form. At least rock crawling will help us in the zombie revolution. I have this argument weekly at work with the other guys in the office.
    Hey, it can also help during zombie revolution, you can launch projectiles at oncoming zombies from a distance I actually like golf, but only if I'm playing with friends. Watching golf is about as boring as watching soccer. I played soccer in school but refuse to watch it. I think golf is nice to have a relaxing day, have a few drinks with your friends and get "away" sometimes. And on the lady driver's thing, how about we say MOST of them, not all. The percentage is high enough to say all but there are some that aren't bad. Like Liz Miles:

    http://www.milesspeed.com/media/hotrod.htm
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    Quote Originally Posted by RamAirZ View Post
    Hey, it can also help during zombie revolution, you can launch projectiles at oncoming zombies from a distance I actually like golf, but only if I'm playing with friends. Watching golf is about as boring as watching soccer. I played soccer in school but refuse to watch it. I think golf is nice to have a relaxing day, have a few drinks with your friends and get "away" sometimes. And on the lady driver's thing, how about we say MOST of them, not all. The percentage is high enough to say all but there are some that aren't bad. Like Liz Miles:

    http://www.milesspeed.com/media/hotrod.htm
    Golf is way too expensive for it to be a relaxing day. Plus, we weren't allowed to have alcohol, although our caddies were dressed as various super heroes, and they brought lots of "weapons" to launch attacks against our enemy. This was a fund raiser golf tournament. The caddies were the newly selected "Chiefs". They go through a 6 week induction season during which we train them to become Chiefs. That is how I got my brake lines installed without me getting too dirty I sit and watch them get dirty and say things like "remember, righty tighty, lefty loosey". Or, "try not to get brake fluid everywhere", "don't scratch my truck". Training at its finest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlin View Post
    Golf is way too expensive for it to be a relaxing day.
    See that's why I don't usually play on the "big" courses. There were some nice ones by my house in Cali that were like $20 with a cart for 18 holes and there is one like that out here too that's pretty nice. And yeah the alcohol depends on course or you hide them in the cooler part of your golf bag

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