ABS Lite

**tom4bren** · 05/31/2011, 03:00 AM

WooHoo - I'm now a member of the elite club of ABS lite members. It came on last week.

Haven't started trying to track down the problem yet. Maybe I can take care of that pesky lite & the TOD lite all in 1 swell foop.

Don't rush to burst my bubble though ... I still believe in Santa Clause & the Easter Bunny too.

**RickOKC** · 05/31/2011, 05:01 AM

Welcome!

**Ldub** · 05/31/2011, 06:02 AM

Mine came on last winter for a day or so, during a few days of WAY below zero temps. IIRC, it came on in the morning & was off, after having fixed itself, on the way home...

There is still hope...

**WormGod** · 05/31/2011, 06:54 AM

Mine has been on so long, it should have burned out already.

**RamAirZ** · 05/31/2011, 08:33 AM

So this ABS Lite club, is that a club for the lower calorie version of ABS?

**Marlin** · 05/31/2011, 10:30 AM

No, its like the old troopers, they only have rear ABS

If you like it, then you can pay a fee and get the complete version.
I also wonder how long that light will stay on before burning out, I was trouble shooting mine, it seems someone (who shall remain nameless) cut the ABS sensor lines and cut the brackets off the front calipers. They even pulled the fuse. They are probably wanting to just remove the ABS unit and hardpipe the whole thing next...

**tom4bren** · 05/31/2011, 10:51 AM

Nah, the ABS lite is that little flash of revelation when you do something incredibly stooopid.

ABS = Absolutely Brilliant, Stupid

My first experience was when I was a kid & tried hitting a basketball with a baseball bat ... you do the math. Of course in that situation, the ABS lite was probably a concussion.

**Marlin** · 05/31/2011, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by tom4bren

My first experience was when I was a kid & tried hitting a basketball with a baseball bat ... you do the math. Of course in that situation, the ABS lite was probably a concussion.

If I was drinking milk, it would have come out my nose....LMFAO!

It explains the offset though.

**tom4bren** · 05/31/2011, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by Marlin

It explains the offset though.

If that's what it takes to 'splain my offset ...

... wonder what you did as a kid to 'splain the Marlin-stein mobile???

**Marlin** · 05/31/2011, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by tom4bren

If that's what it takes to 'splain my offset ...

... wonder what you did as a kid to 'splain the Marlin-stein mobile???

My parents had this special room where they stored various containers of paint, thinners, and other chemicals. They called the room.....something along the lines of "the boys' bedroom".

**tom4bren** · 05/31/2011, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Marlin

My parents had this special room where they stored various containers of paint, thinners, and other chemicals. They called the room.....something along the lines of "the boys' bedroom".

ROFL

I was thinkin more along the lines of a trampoline in the carport.

**Gussie2000** · 05/31/2011, 05:46 PM

Welcome to the hood of non-ABS riders.

**technocoy** · 05/31/2011, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Gussie2000

Welcome to the hood of non-ABS riders.

.... And we don't STOP!

**Bob Barker** · 05/31/2011, 07:19 PM

It may be an elite club but it's deff not an exclusive club

**tom4bren** · 06/01/2011, 05:16 AM

Originally Posted by Bob Barker

It may be an elite club but it's deff not an exclusive club

Yah, rekin they'll let just about anybody in.

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