I got One!

What's the difference between a conservative republicant and a bucket of §hit?........ The bucket.

How does the Republican party separate the men from the boys?....

With a crowbar!

How long does it take a republican to turn a surplus into the worst financial downturn since the great depression?

Two terms...

What do you call a closeted gay Republican?

Senator

Did you read George Bush's new book?

Neither did he...

Dan Quale, George Bush, and Sarah Palin meet at a bar. Sara has a few belts and says,
"Ill sleep with one of you guys, but I only like intelligent men with a gift for gab, and christian values."

Both men went home, and Sara wound up banging Jesus that night.