Hello

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Hey Buddy, congratulations on you new purchase and welcome aboard!!!

Oy guvnah', you done right by me with that new caravan an all! Oh and come rite in an have a cup-o-tea an som o' me mum's crumpets then will ya?!?

I translated it in my own special way

Hmmm, this gives a whole new definition to the term cross-threaded!