Quote Originally Posted by Ldub View Post
We of the over 50 persuasion prefer our electric conveyances to be referred to as "hoverounds" rather than the more mundane "power chair", "geezer gizmo", "grampa-A-go-go", "geriatric jeep", "oatmeal rocket" (commonly shortened to "mealers"), or any other of the multitude of what you youngsters consider humorus references to our sweet mall whips...

Got a problem with any of that?

Meet me out back of the the senior center & I'll show ya what fer...
HAHA! I got just ONE problem wit dat, yeah... and that is how eager you seem to be to have said "wrinkle wrangler".