We of the over 50 persuasion prefer our electric conveyances to be referred to as "hoverounds" rather than the more mundane "power chair", "geezer gizmo", "grampa-A-go-go", "geriatric jeep", "oatmeal rocket" (commonly shortened to "mealers"), or any other of the multitude of what you youngsters consider humorus references to our sweet mall whips...
Got a problem with any of that?
Meet me out back of the the senior center & I'll show ya what fer...![]()