Who are you, and what else do you own?

[Monstertrucker]

In the kitchen??? You must not be married.

Bart

No way could I afford to keep a woman happy with my many and various toys and hobbies.

I built 2 high end gaming pooters and 7 custom T/E-Maxx monster trucks after I left the last one!

She wanted to go out for a meal every night and resented cooking, even for herself! Apparently it demeans them in some way, or so they've been brainwashed to believe by the leftist politically 'correct' media.

Had me washing up and driving her about like a chauffeur. I think it's the English upbringing where they are read fairy tales before bedtime as children and actually expect men to turn up in shining armor on a frickin' Unicorn!

I'm not bitter about it though.