ORW,

Glad you were able to thaw out your bum from that first photo shoot. That musta been chilly on the hiney.

Kat must not be treating you very well, first you get frostbite on your tushy. Now you got poked ... pricked ... stuck ... jabbed in your hiney. That just didn't quite sound right, what I meant was that you got a cactus thorn where the sun don't shine.