If ya need to travel under the radar, across international borders, & can keep yer yap shut, I'll send one of these numbers to wherever, to insure your safe passage...
I doubt even the ham fisted cads at interpol would examine a "to go" box full of ho...
I already have one in your size....because here at Dubco...
"Damsels in distress have been a specialty since sometime in the mid 70's"...
And yes my curious little strumpet, let there be no doubt, that's real C-F...nuthin' but the best for my girls...
Lemme know what you decide.