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    Dear Jo, Parlez-vous francais?.

    If you're reading this post and have not read these you'll need to, for it to make sense.http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...hlight=missing
    The "ORW" is Missing ....... ( 1 2 3 )
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    A Dear "Jo" Letter from the ORW ( 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page)
    ORW VXr


    Hey Jo, the hospitality of these European guys is overwhelming in comparison to yours, when I think of the time I've wasted strapped to the top of your Rig i can't get over it......

    After visiting Alan (see my other thread ) I took a train down to see Alterastro, he told me that his was 'Bigger' than yours so I thought, "hey i'm gonna check this out". I was a bit worried about the 'Virgin' train I had to take but thankfully they let me on, the wink I gave the conductor must have worked and he never came back to find me and have his favour returned thankfully....

    Nick's VX is amazing, its silver like Alan????????s but WOW its clean! He then introduced me to his Pajero, I wasn't sure what to make if it as I have only ever come across a VX.... Well needless to say the Pajero was one mean rig and Jo??????????????White is the new black honey, your rig seams so boring.





    Turns out Nick runs the Four Wheel Drive Club so I joined him and some other VERY friendly guys on a trip over to France, I was so excited I almost had an accident right then and there....


    Hangin out waiting for the Ferry




    Its a damn site more stylish and comfortable up here than your damn roof Jo!




    I love strutting around for the boys..




    My first time on a boat, you should see the sailors




    Hey Jo, There's definately 'blue' birds over the white cliffs of dover today! The wind almost blew my skirt up, and when it didnt the boys looked a bit disappointed ...... so I gave them a flash for free, I cut the bottom of this picture short though, didn't want my thread deleted




    Waiting for the fun to start in France ...... M????nage et trois anyone ???




    I bring the FUN to a dinner party!




    We headed into some caves the next day, it was so exciting I just had to sit down, in a lady like fashion of course






    I decided to watch Nick strut his 4x4 stuff...wow it turns me on












    and finally we headed back over to England






    What an amazing time I'm having over here, thank God I got to get away from you over christmas! I would never have experienced all these wonderfull things, needless to say Jo, I may not be coming home....its just too much fun here, but incase you are worried I'm staying with Nick for a bit, were going to go out in The VX this weekend, maybe I'll pop back to Crotchrocket's again after that...who knows im a free bird as they say over here.
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    That right there is funny, I don't care who you are.

    The pics were awesome, especially the cave wheeling!

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    Unhappy Holy grail

    I wanna be ORW
    Dakar was just the begining.

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    Sorry Gussie, you just don't have the looks for it...
    Cave wheeling looks like a great time!
    Sent from my "two hands on a keyboard"

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    Those are some fantastic pictues. I especially like the one at the ferry going to Callus, France.
    Man four wheelin in a cave, what a lucky girl. Gotta admit she's kinda pretty. I can see why she doesn't have any problem getting rides.
    Reminds me of an old song "How ya gonna get em back on the farm after they've seen Callus"
    Betcha jo's gonna have a hard time gettin her back.
    So I said to myself, I said "Handee"
    and this voice came back and said..
    "He's not in, may we take a message?"

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    OMG....Comment allez-vous? my sweet pliable plaything.

    Tu es ma joie de vivre....!

    They took you "En France"....SACRE BLEU....

    Obviously the milk cartons are not working....

    And given I have your passport....




    ...you where obviously smuggled into France in a most illegal and dastardly manner.


    I am left with no choice but to contact INTERPOL...

    Rest assured , there will be repercussions if mon petite fils has experienced...

    ....French bread....French fries...French men....

    ...not to mention French kissing


    I shudder to think of the smelly armpit,Gauloises tainted breath my poor
    love may have been exposed too.

    Je veux être avec toi...je suis tres ,tres ....


    jo
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    This thread is ridiculous!!!!

    I've never seen cave 4 wheeling before, looks like alot of fun

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    That is awesome fun..

    Can't wait for the next adventure ORW!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mile High VX View Post
    That is awesome fun..

    Can't wait for the next adventure ORW!
    Off to Nz to meet me and Castigan or? off to Aussie to meet vx-157 and pk ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprey View Post
    Off to Nz to meet me and Castigan or? off to Aussie to meet vx-157 and pk ?
    She is more than welcome over here. happy to show her around my bush...

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    lol, looks like your having a great time ORW, the cave driving does look awesome and i think im gonna put my name down to do it!
    Speed Thrills, Boredom Kills!!

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    Yes, we had an absolute ball! It was a pleasure to have the company of such a beautiful and exciting young lady for a dirty weekend!

    The cave driving was a unique and fantastic experience and a lot of fun! I'm going back in July and I'll be taking my VX, so keep a look out for the pics. Incidentally, If you want to see more pics they are here: http://picasaweb.google.com/Alterast...eat=directlink

    Nick
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    Owner of the Four Wheel Drive Club in the UK - pop in and say hi! Click pic for link.

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    What awesome pics!!!, i think me and the mrs are gonna come along!

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    those pajero's are awesome! i really dig it.
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    This is getting like Flat Stanley.

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