Quote Originally Posted by BigSwede View Post
...I'm usually too worried about staying on the correct trail.
Oh no, you mean to tell me there aren't neat little park signs saying things like:

"Fins and Things" fine seafood dining ahead 500yds.

"Dome Plateau" Please don't feed the bald headed old men

"Colorado River" 500yds (straight down)

"Kane Creek" feel free to use crutches

"Hell's Revenge" tacos and other mexican food next exit

"Poison Spyder" Ahead 50yds...keep your windows rolled up

"Rest Area" next exit (next Rest Area 5 miles)

"Slower Traffic and Jeeps right lane only"

"Amber Alert" Missing Proton VX w/too much off-set
warning driver has dementia and will insist he is not lost....