A Dear "Jo" Letter from the ORW

[handeeman]

We did indeed have a very wild party this past weekend...it was a lot of fun.
Before the party Claire said we should take a milk bath (it's suppose to make your skin look younger).
So she and I went to Sainsburys (grocery) to buy some milk. Claire told the groceryman we would need about 15 Imperial Gallons of milk for a bath. He asked if we wanted it pasteurized and before Claire could answer I said let's just get it to our chins we can splash it on our face. I thought Claire was going to fall on the floor laughing. I still don't get it.

Hummmm.....don't they have pasteurized milk in the U.K.? I don't get it either.

[ORW VXr]

If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...hlight=missing

I can't believe it, I'm going to have to go undercover (which I'm used to).
OMG I can't believe Jo would send these things over to the U.K.
Attachment 1219
Now what do I do ?
IF Found Contact The AMERICAN EMBASSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Marijuana Bubbler

[ORW VXr]

What an exciting time! When the milk cartons started showing up in London, James (Crotchrocket) and Claire felt it best if I got out of town. Afterall, I am traveling without a valid Passport and James said it would be next to impossible to get a work Visa in my line of work. The one thing nice about the VX family is they take care of their own and I've had all kinds of offers (no pun intended) to come and visit.
So under the cover of darkness I left London and traveled by rail to Kettering. There I was met by my new found friend Alan Bradley.
What a neat Astral:




From Kettering we traveled by VX to Corby, U.K. (Alan was nice enough to let me ride inside). I also felt I could help him fit his new inside pillow type seat covers.....lol.



Oh it was so nice to be back among the "Big" bars!(reminds me of Jo's)



And then I was whisked away be a "Dashing" gentleman.



Oh my where am I'm going to next? This is all soooo much fun.
P.S. To my VX family more when I can.
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LIVE SEX