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Dear Jo:Originally Posted by JoFotoz
So here I sat I , in rainy San Diego...worried sick about the fate of my lovely Girl...
...and all this time she's been whoopin it up with some Cockney ruffian.
I'm devasted...
Not to mention I spent ALL my MOAB money getting these printed up...
.... and sent nationwide.
.
I truly loved her...but fear she has now been tainted and defiled ...
...heaven forbid she's sampled the joys of Eel Pie and Mash...
....let alone had the pleasure of warm Watneys cross her Rosy Red lips...
I can only hope that in due course , when the sordid temptations of "other VX's " has been fully satiated...
...that she will return to the loving home that so dearly misses her.
I must go now...lest I publicly weep for her former unsullied loveliness.
Heartbroken...
jo
1st James is not Cockney nor a ruffian. He and Claire have been the sweetest and warmest host a "little tart" like me could have ever dreamed of. If you had not abandoned me........this is a public forum and I won't draw my new found VX friends into listening to us air our dirty laundry (whew) in public. For the first time in a long time I feel truly free.
Since selling my Manolo Blahnik boots...thanks to Claire and James I now have a new Hermes "Birkin" handbag and some new Jimmy Choo shoes. Not to mention quite a nice and varied wardrobe.
I also refuse to discuss publicly the wonderful things I have sampled:
As for Eel pie I will say: "And who's going to be the one, to say it was no good what we done"
As for a warm Watney's I've saved these coasters for you.
Perhaps I'll try the Mash at the "London Capital Club" tonight with James and Claire where we're dining.
That's all for now Jo and I'm certainly not satiated yet !
P.S. I hope you like milk!
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