You did what to my Honey???.....
Originally Posted by alanbradley
You dumped my lovely 'amongst' the pigeon cr@p ....
Oh such foul humiliation.
She'll doubtless wander innocently into the heart of Soho....
..and then who knows what sordid adventures she'll partake of.
......I'm beside myself with torment and anguish....
Come home my sweet Plastic Princess , call me collect and I'll send a Pre paid , luxury padded Fed-Ex envelope...all is forgiven.
I'm worried stiff....
jo
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