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    Quote Originally Posted by ZEUS View Post
    Hey Dollface... I was curious... are you still on good terms with Lina? If you really wanna get around, space is the final frontier! It would be too funny to see a video of you floating in weightlessness!
    I'm afraid you will have to ask Jo to explain that one. I don't know how much to reveal on a public forum. I will say we had an open relationship...............
    I was left out in the open.

    I've always wanted to go into outer space, ever since Jo and Lina went to the South Bay Drive-in, in San Diego. The drive-in has 3 screens, I don't know what they watched, but from my perch on the roof I watched "Star Trek" the movie.
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    To Jo and my VX family, looks like I'll be on the road this week taking in some sites in the U.K.. I will try to post some pics or have some posted for me when I can. This is sooooooooo exciting for me ! It still puzzles me as to how they have built so many of their buildings to look so old, they're masters of it.

    We did indeed have a very wild party this past weekend...it was a lot of fun.
    Before the party Claire said we should take a milk bath (it's suppose to make your skin look younger).
    So she and I went to Sainsburys (grocery) to buy some milk. Claire told the groceryman we would need about 15 Imperial Gallons of milk for a bath. He asked if we wanted it pasteurized and before Claire could answer I said let's just get it to our chins we can splash it on our face. I thought Claire was going to fall on the floor laughing. I still don't get it.
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    LMFAO

    Ok - so now I know what the coffee through the nose feels like.

    Cut it out little Miss ORW.

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    I can't even get into my own pants!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ORW VXr View Post
    He asked if we wanted it pasteurized and before Claire could answer I said let's just get it to our chins we can splash it on our face. I thought Claire was going to fall on the floor laughing. I still don't get it.
    ROFL....LMAO...FPMSL.....coffee thru the nose...all of those! ORW, you're one of a kind....!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ORW VXr View Post

    We did indeed have a very wild party this past weekend...it was a lot of fun.
    Before the party Claire said we should take a milk bath (it's suppose to make your skin look younger).
    So she and I went to Sainsburys (grocery) to buy some milk. Claire told the groceryman we would need about 15 Imperial Gallons of milk for a bath. He asked if we wanted it pasteurized and before Claire could answer I said let's just get it to our chins we can splash it on our face. I thought Claire was going to fall on the floor laughing. I still don't get it.
    Hummmm.....don't they have pasteurized milk in the U.K.? I don't get it either.
    So I said to myself, I said "Handee"
    and this voice came back and said..
    "He's not in, may we take a message?"

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    Oh My Gosh

    If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
    http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...hlight=missing

    I can't believe it, I'm going to have to go undercover (which I'm used to).
    OMG I can't believe Jo would send these things over to the U.K.
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    Now what do I do ?
    IF Found Contact The AMERICAN EMBASSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    What an exciting time! When the milk cartons started showing up in London, James (Crotchrocket) and Claire felt it best if I got out of town. Afterall, I am traveling without a valid Passport and James said it would be next to impossible to get a work Visa in my line of work. The one thing nice about the VX family is they take care of their own and I've had all kinds of offers (no pun intended) to come and visit.
    So under the cover of darkness I left London and traveled by rail to Kettering. There I was met by my new found friend Alan Bradley.
    What a neat Astral:




    From Kettering we traveled by VX to Corby, U.K. (Alan was nice enough to let me ride inside). I also felt I could help him fit his new inside pillow type seat covers.....lol.



    Oh it was so nice to be back among the "Big" bars!(reminds me of Jo's)



    And then I was whisked away be a "Dashing" gentleman.



    Oh my where am I'm going to next? This is all soooo much fun.
    P.S. To my VX family more when I can.
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