A Dear "Jo" Letter from the ORW

[handeeman]

I've got 2 engineers working for me that like to use big words. Rekin some of it just rubbed off.

Oh that's right your an Engineer. I know some of the 100+( car) trains that come thru here have 2 engineers, but you must drive a really long train to have 3 engineers.
Back on topic, ORW VXr cracks me up wondering how they build some of the buildings in London to look so old.

[tom4bren]

Oh that's right your an Engineer. I know some of the 100+( car) trains that come thru here have 2 engineers, but you must drive a really long train to have 3 engineers.

Lets see ... Engineer ... Used car salesman. Handito loses BIG TIME.

[JoFotoz]

So here I sat I , in rainy San Diego...worried sick about the fate of my lovely Girl...

...and all this time she's been whoopin it up with some Cockney ruffian.

I'm devasted...

Not to mention I spent ALL my MOAB money getting these printed up...

.... and sent nationwide.





.

I truly loved her...but fear she has now been tainted and defiled ...

...heaven forbid she's sampled the joys of Eel Pie and Mash...


....let alone had the pleasure of warm Watneys cross her Rosy Red lips...


I can only hope that in due course , when the sordid temptations of "other VX's " has been fully satiated...

...that she will return to the loving home that so dearly misses her.

I must go now...lest I publicly weep for her former unsullied loveliness.


Heartbroken...

jo

[ORW VXr]

If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...hlight=missing

So here I sat I , in rainy San Diego...worried sick about the fate of my lovely Girl...

...and all this time she's been whoopin it up with some Cockney ruffian.

I'm devasted...

Not to mention I spent ALL my MOAB money getting these printed up...

.... and sent nationwide.





.

I truly loved her...but fear she has now been tainted and defiled ...

...heaven forbid she's sampled the joys of Eel Pie and Mash...


....let alone had the pleasure of warm Watneys cross her Rosy Red lips...


I can only hope that in due course , when the sordid temptations of "other VX's " has been fully satiated...

...that she will return to the loving home that so dearly misses her.

I must go now...lest I publicly weep for her former unsullied loveliness.


Heartbroken...

jo

Dear Jo:
1st James is not Cockney nor a ruffian. He and Claire have been the sweetest and warmest host a "little tart" like me could have ever dreamed of. If you had not abandoned me........this is a public forum and I won't draw my new found VX friends into listening to us air our dirty laundry (whew) in public. For the first time in a long time I feel truly free.

Since selling my Manolo Blahnik boots...thanks to Claire and James I now have a new Hermes "Birkin" handbag and some new Jimmy Choo shoes. Not to mention quite a nice and varied wardrobe.

I also refuse to discuss publicly the wonderful things I have sampled:
As for Eel pie I will say: "And who's going to be the one, to say it was no good what we done"

As for a warm Watney's I've saved these coasters for you.


Perhaps I'll try the Mash at the "London Capital Club" tonight with James and Claire where we're dining.

That's all for now Jo and I'm certainly not satiated yet !
P.S. I hope you like milk!
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[handeeman]

Jo's post reminds me of a joke.

"A Man's Perfect Breakfast"

Your sitting at the table, you look across...

1. Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.

2. Your mistress's picture is on the cover of Playboy.

3. Your wife's picture is on the milk carton.

Back on topic.....Jo I detect she may still have a soft spot for ya in her heart....after all she said she had two Watney's coasters for you.
Who knows where the little ho is gonna go next ?

[VX KAT]

Jo's post reminds me of a joke.

well there's a real surprise!!

[JoFotoz]

I'm shocked that some of you still find this funny....

..even resorting to thread jacking to post yer banal jokes.

Hey ..you try losing your whore...

...and see how ya feel.

Heck , if it was you .....
....I'd be compassionate , and feel for yer pain.

But certain of you are simply being horribly unsympathetic.

I miss my HO......


jo