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    Hey, glad you got on the internet finally, the new connection in my flat has been a long time coming!!!! Take it your having a good day's sight seeing whilst im working!

    And Jo, as i said in your missing thread, its nothing personal! i just offered a roof over her head......and a warm bed, lol

    And don't worry about claire, she's good at sharing even took ORW out for some clothes shopping
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    Quote Originally Posted by crotchrocket View Post
    Hey, glad you got on the internet finally, the new connection in my flat has been a long time coming!!!! Take it your having a good day's sight seeing whilst im working!

    And Jo, as i said in your missing thread, its nothing personal! i just offered a roof over her head......and a warm bed, lol

    And don't worry about claire, she's good at sharing even took ORW out for some clothes shopping
    Fantastic ! Two beautiful Auburn haired ladies under one roof.
    I never thought you'd hear me say this, but I agree with T4B, what kind of sick crowd have we fallen in with?
    Who knows Dub maybe she's reformed....lol
    Plus I wonder if Jo's even seen this yet.....
    So I said to myself, I said "Handee"
    and this voice came back and said..
    "He's not in, may we take a message?"

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    I hope that Jo gets a kick out of this, because I think it's pretty dang funny.

    I do, on the other hand, think that someone has WAY too much time on their hands.
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    Since you like to travel and experience new things.....I'd like to invite Miss ORW Vxr to swing by Arizona and us gals will go have a good time! We can go off roading in my VX, we can go shopping, we can even go to the hair salon and get all gussied up and get wild! We'll have us a good ole' time ORW, come on over to this side of the pond! We may even let that shockingly yellow FJ tag along!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSHardeman View Post
    I do, on the other hand, think that someone has WAY too much time on their hands.
    ...ummm, yeah, that sounds like me, Handee & Dub...
    wait we're missin' somebody where's that other nutz boy?

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    Hello
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Put a smiley after you say that Bub.

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    OUCH! Be strong Jo... for her... Claire may help her snap out of this 'funk'.
    Sent from my "two hands on a keyboard"

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    hahahahahahaha fpmsl,

    She certainly has a way with words......Sorry Jo!

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    I for one did not mean to appear unsympathetic........it's just so hard for me to relate to an attachment to a known ho.
    At my age, a promise is as good as the real thing.
    P.S. I'll bet the "Little Ho" bolts out of the U.K. as soon as she is thru taking advantage of the rocket and Claire.

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    If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
    http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...hlight=missing


    Quote Originally Posted by handeeman View Post
    P.S. I'll bet the "Little Ho" bolts out of the U.K. as soon as she is thru taking advantage of the rocket and Claire.
    Some of you are really cold !

    I'm becoming rather fond of the U.K. I have not tried to take advantage of the Rocket and Claire. I've even tried to pay my own way but they won't let me.
    I wouldn't mind even seeing more of the U.K. if given the chance.

    One other thing while I have the opportunity; How would you like spending most of your life riding backwards on a VX roof ? I finally felt I didn't care where I was going, I just wanted to know where I'd been. Well now I've seen some of the world head-on and I want to see more.

    Oh and Jo, how about:
    Milk and cookies
    Milk and chocolate
    iced milk
    Milk and honey...Or try this while your waiting on me to return.

    Shake in iced cocktail shaker & strain
    1 1/2 oz vodka (4.5 cl, 3/8 gills)
    3 oz milk (9 cl, 3/4 gills)
    1/2 oz peppermint schnapps (1.5 cl, 1/8 gills)
    1/2 tsp sugar (2 dashes)
    Fill with ice
    Add nutmeg
    Serve in a highball glass (9.0 oz)
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    Speaking of milk while reading this some just came out my nose...
    "It's not sexual harassment, I am just building up your tolerence"-Dumke

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    As T4B would say: "Priceless"
    Hope ya didn't get any on your costume.

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    Party ! It's Mardi Gras over here in the swamp .

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    Hey Dollface... I was curious... are you still on good terms with Lina? If you really wanna get around, space is the final frontier! It would be too funny to see a video of you floating in weightlessness!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZEUS View Post
    Hey Dollface... I was curious... are you still on good terms with Lina? If you really wanna get around, space is the final frontier! It would be too funny to see a video of you floating in weightlessness!
    I'm afraid you will have to ask Jo to explain that one. I don't know how much to reveal on a public forum. I will say we had an open relationship...............
    I was left out in the open.

    I've always wanted to go into outer space, ever since Jo and Lina went to the South Bay Drive-in, in San Diego. The drive-in has 3 screens, I don't know what they watched, but from my perch on the roof I watched "Star Trek" the movie.
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