Our McDonalds is now selling a 1/4 ouncer.

Motel 6 won't leave a light on for ya.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds etc.,
I called th Suicide Hotline. I got the call center in Pakistan,
and when i told them i was suicidal, they got all excited and
asked if I could drive a truck.