Translation, please

[tom4bren]

28. Loose lips sink ships? Nope, that's not it... Crap!
29. When it rains it pours.
30. I can't remember the saying exactly, but something about Handee having no friends except T4B or maybe I got that backwards?

BOY! ... I'm gonna be in Johnson City this weekend - don't make me come over there & learn you some manners.

[samneil2000]

BOY! ... I'm gonna be in Johnson City this weekend - don't make me come over there & learn you some manners.

I don't even know where that is, but if it's close by, come on down. I could use some lessons.

[tom4bren]

I don't even know where that is, but if it's close by, come on down. I could use some lessons.

Go as far Up & East as possible & still be in TN. It's about 20 miles from Bristol.