I never realized the little points on the headlamps were called horns, but I like it. It seems like a thorough buffing would be good, and then applying the plastic protectors, however I wonder how they would do with the horns? I know they sell the protectors as they say they are for impact protection from rocks and sand, but I wonder about any UV protection?

And I think you meant Billy Mays, the oxyclean guy? And we all have fangs and horns, maybe I need a devil tail mod to mount in the hitch receiver.