OK, an update: I cancelled the locksmith because my wife got hold of our cop friend. Cop friend sent one of his patrolmen out: 30 minutes of grunting and swearing, but no luck. So our actual cop friend came out: 20 minutes of grunting and swearing, but no luck. So he was gonna swing by the usual hangouts for the tow trucks and see if they would pop by for a little less than the usual call in rate. AAA is looking a whole lot more attractive right now.