hahaha hilarious !
I can recall back in 1983 when in my country the modern subways trains was put in service a very drunked guy came in & sat on one of the seats opposite to the way the train were moving.
The guy sat with his torso's position facing foward & once the fast train took off the guy's face hit the floor so had he ended knocked out and all marked up with the brand-new anti-skipping rubber flooring.
Was a very hilarious moment,of course,once all the riders recover from all the fun we help him take a seat in the right direction so he would not bite the "rubber" dust again.