"But realize Tom and Dub just aren't as good, powerful or good looking as I am and they may not have my platinum will to be able to quit."

LMAO

IZZAT a challenge?

"I stepped on someone's labrador landmine"

Yer killin me here ... you should see my backyard with 3 Golden Retrievers.

Look up 'poopin machine' in Websters. There's a picture of Sean.