Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger VX'er View Post
TOD codes likely to be read:

1) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much frigg'in Offset......to correct code....please decrease offset until light goes out. Also, consult Riff Raff on the ills of severe rotational unsprung weight & its consequences. Maybe I should just mount 'em backwards???

2) "Lightening bolts down the shorts" resulting in voltage overload of TOD circuitry. Either install proper grounding or quit agitating Zeus. Nah, that just causes my 'anal retentiveness'

3) O.S. Tire hanging on rear door causing an imbalance in VX weight distribution resulting in TOD entering a "confused" state trying to compensate for Big Azz tire....remove Big Azz tire to restore default TOD settings. What can I say, it goes wit da ambiance (sp?)

4) All Protons do this as color interferes with proper TOD operation. Dem's fightin words fella ... Moncha please eject the ingrate.


5) The owner is a smarta$$ and vibe is leaving an imprint on said vehicular operation. See "poltergeist effect" and follow instructions on how to properly balance your chi through ying & yang equilization techniques. I have no response to that.
ROFL - Yer killin me here

MIB quote: "Yeah, but I make it look good".