Next time someone ask how much I weigh, I'm gonna say 12 1/2 stones and try to keep a straight face. Did anyone else notice; the guy that started the "Clinically Obese" thread also started the "I love beer" thread. I wonder is there a correlation ? Reminds me of the little boy wondering around Wal-Mart crying, the manager finds him and ask why ya crying ? the little boy replies "I've lost my dad", the manager ask what's he like? the little boy replies "Beer and women".
So I said to myself, I said "Handee"
and this voice came back and said..
"He's not in, may we take a message?"