Profile on Zeus

[Ldub]

I saw a documentary on Zeus last nite. Man was he a nasty dude.

He ate his first wife because he knocked her up and was afraid that the baby would one day take him out.

He married his sister but she tried to kill him because he cheated on her at EVERY opportunity. He killed her instead.

He got pissed at humans and flooded the Earth.

But other than those few trivial incidents, he was rumored to be one HELL of a nice guy...

Here's to BILL BRADSKY!...