Let this be a lesson........

[JAMAS]

Thanks, that little story has unblocked my writer's block. Just one question rather then "big tits" how would an American say it, as it is an American who tells the story in my story (if that makes sense)? Is 'big tits' simply too British?

In Chicago would it be "Awesome Juggs"?

Does anyone have a better suggestion

It's a serious question.

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