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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMAS View Post
    Nice Rack
    Rockin' Knockers
    Hooters
    Big Boobs McGee
    Chesty LaRue
    Hooty McBoob
    Thanks

    I think I'll go for "a great pair of knockers"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ldub View Post
    All you young'ns are showing your age & experience, or lack thereof...

    The worthwhile qualities in a significant other, or anyone for that matter, can't be seen with the naked eye, & have far more longevity than those of mere physical attraction...

    Perhaps you've heard of a few of these...

    Loyalty
    Honesty
    Credibility
    Humility
    Compassion
    Kindness
    Caring
    Trustworthiness
    Wisdom
    Patience
    Understanding
    Integrity


    Just to name a few......

    Oh yeah, if you find someone with all those qualities, & he or she will strap your VX in the mud, & wash it off when you get home...put a ring on it...
    Most pets can cover most of that territory.

    No sense in complaining about what we want vs what we get. I am simple. I take what I can get. Beggars can't be choosers. I like women who like me. And when you are as fugly as me, there really is no alternative.
    Gary Noonan
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    My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure miss him. j/k married almost 36 yrs now to the same woman.

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    Don't you Brit's call them "Wobbly Bits" ??
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    " Jeeps are nice, Barbie has one"

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    Quote Originally Posted by WormGod View Post
    Most pets can cover most of that territory.
    If your pets are sheep, then they cover all the bases.

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    wow thats just like my life ..but i married all of them.... and the last one im married to now ..you know with the big ..ahh smiles hehe

    thx ..good story.

    I love my wife...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff View Post
    If your pets are sheep, then they cover all the bases.
    Only if you are a Kiwi.






    Sorry Sprey - could not help myself.

    PK
    Now that food has replaced sex in my life -

    I can't even get into my own pants!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PK View Post
    Only if you are a Kiwi.






    Sorry Sprey - could not help myself.

    PK
    Rofl dream on, my vx is a city car at the mo :S

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    Quote Originally Posted by VCrossfan View Post
    Don't you Brit's call them "Wobbly Bits" ??
    I don't think I've ever hear a Brit call them "Wobbly Bits" ... perhaps "Booby Tits"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprey View Post
    Rofl i dream of meeting some lonely ship in a field whilst off roading my VX :S
    Best present sprey ever got was a pair of wellington boots and some velcro gloves
    Speed Thrills, Boredom Kills!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirk hilton View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JAMAS View Post
    Nice Rack
    Rockin' Knockers
    Hooters
    Big Boobs McGee
    Chesty LaRue
    Hooty McBoob
    Thanks

    I think I'll go for "a great pair of knockers"
    I always seen it this way,

    "Heeeeeellllllllllllllllloo? Are these on?
    Scott / moncha.com

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