Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger VX'er View Post
"If I'm a roo - Ah say - if I'm a rooster, I hope to be struck by lightn *KAPOW* Well, let's put it another way. "Way" that is."

"Say, boy, you cover about as much as a flapper skirt in a high wind."

"Boys as sharp as a bowling ball."

"This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show!"

"You're doing a lot of choppin', but no chips are flyin'."

"That girl's like that road between Fort Worth and Dallas....................................No curves."

"That boy's so dumb, he thinks a Mexican boarder pays rent."


Ah tell yuh folks...that boy's got more nerve than a bum tooth...