"If I'm a roo - Ah say - if I'm a rooster, I hope to be struck by lightn *KAPOW* Well, let's put it another way. "Way" that is."Originally Posted by Ldub
I hear ya cluckin' big chicken...
"Say, boy, you cover about as much as a flapper skirt in a high wind."
"Boys as sharp as a bowling ball."
"This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show!"
"You're doing a lot of choppin', but no chips are flyin'."
"That girl's like that road between Fort Worth and Dallas....................................No curves."
"That boy's so dumb, he thinks a Mexican boarder pays rent."
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