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    Heard a new one today that just had to add here...
    That guy's missing a few dogs from his front porch
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    How about:

    His elevator don't go all the way to the top.

    His lights are on, but there's nobody home.

    He's got a photographic memory, but he just doesn't have any film.

    He's playing stupid, it looks like he's winning too.
    So I said to myself, I said "Handee"
    and this voice came back and said..
    "He's not in, may we take a message?"

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