He thought the good Lord said "trains" not "brains" and asked for a big slow one
Super VXer
He thought the good Lord said "trains" not "brains" and asked for a big slow one
VX KAT
....the adventure BEGINS ANEW! ...2015......
Remember that life is not measured in the breaths you take, but rather in the moments that take your breath away.
Super VXer
That person really rubs my fur the wrong way
That guy is like a burr under my saddle blanket
Super VXer
He's depriving a villiage somewhere of an idiot.
He reached the bottom of the well ... and he's still digging.
He's mayo in a ketsup world.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Put a smiley after you say that Bub.
Super VXer
Allright, I don't know how many of you are from the South, but from where I come from you can TOTALLY slam someone, almost to their face, as long as you say "bless his/her heart" afterward. Everyone around you knows what you're talking about and usually nods in sympathetic agreement; i.e.----
(all of these must be said with your best Southern drawl)
"He's just as dumb as a stump, bless his heart."
"She's just a little ho, bless her heart."
I'm not really sure if this would go over anywhere else so please use with caution in your area of the country (world).
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
-Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
Super VXer
"as long as you say "bless his/her heart" afterward"
It's funny 'cause it's true.
Super VXer
Ya had to pick that smiley for your siggy ... I'm taking it personal.
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