Couple crayons shy of a 64 pack..

Smooth move Ex Lax!

Is a frog's arse watertight?

Does a bear **** (crap) in the woods?

Does a cat have an arse?

You could sell sand to an Arab

You could sell ice to an Eskimo

If I want your opinion I'll give it to you.

He doesn't know s**t from shinola

You're a fine example of a person that wears a beanie with the propeller on the inside