"She's a Tom Dempsey." (A gal that looks good 'til she's closer than 63 yards)
"Not the Brightest Bulb on the Scoreboard."
"A few cards short of a full deck."
"Jokem if they can't take a f--k."
Super VXer
"She's a Tom Dempsey." (A gal that looks good 'til she's closer than 63 yards)
"Not the Brightest Bulb on the Scoreboard."
"A few cards short of a full deck."
"Jokem if they can't take a f--k."
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]"If its fast and reliable, its not cheap;
if its fast and cheap, its not reliable;
if its cheap and reliable, its not fast."
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Super VXer
About as sharp as a marble.
A few clowns short of a circus.
Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
I wish I had a blueprint for his brain; I'm trying to build an idiot.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
He only has one oar in the water.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Larry S.
99 Astral Silver VX (176k)
91 Porsche 928 S4 (73k)
Super VXer
sharp as a tack..wonder what end they are talking about....
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]...
Super VXer
All hat & no cattle
Now I know why Lions eat their young.....the great Rodney Dangerfield
He'd play Russian Roulette with an automatic pistol
She looks like she's been beat with an ugly stick
Couldn't think their way out of a paper bag
Look like they were rode hard & put away wet
That dog won't hunt
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VX KAT
....the adventure BEGINS ANEW! ...2015......
Remember that life is not measured in the breaths you take, but rather in the moments that take your breath away.
Super VXer
He thought the good Lord said "trains" not "brains" and asked for a big slow one
Super VXer
That person really rubs my fur the wrong way
That guy is like a burr under my saddle blanket
Super VXer
He's depriving a villiage somewhere of an idiot.
He reached the bottom of the well ... and he's still digging.
He's mayo in a ketsup world.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Put a smiley after you say that Bub.
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