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    Husbands/Boyfriends will know about these....

    The "Honey-do" list. (our list of stuff to do)

    "We" (Example: "You know WE should hang those pictures today while I am at work")

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    ""We" (Example: "You know WE should hang those pictures today while I am at work")"

    Warning: Last time that line was used, I responded without thinking "What's this 'we' crap". With therapy, I learned to walk again.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Put a smiley after you say that Bub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tom4bren View Post
    ""We" (Example: "You know WE should hang those pictures today while I am at work")"

    Warning: Last time that line was used, I responded without thinking "What's this 'we' crap". With therapy, I learned to walk again.
    I usually reply with "Well we are <whatever I am doing at the moment> so we'll have to do that when we are finished"....

    its kinda a long running joke, so I don't get hit

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    as I tell my maintenance staff..

    There is no "I" in we.. as in when I tell them "we" need to get a certain project completed.

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    I like this one...even saw it used once in an AutoWeek article...

    "goes like stink!"....meaning, it goes really fast
    VX KAT
    ....the adventure BEGINS ANEW! ...2015......
    Remember that life is not measured in the breaths you take, but rather in the moments that take your breath away.

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    Dumb as a box of rocks

    Not the sharpest tack in the pack

    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

    A couple cans shy of a six pack

    Goes like a scalded dog (thanks for jogging my brain into gear Kat)

    Needs a checkup from the neck up

    Fell out the ugly tree, & hit every branch on the way down


    We're just gettin' started here...

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    "WHOLY CRAP".. it means "OH MY GOD"....or "NO WAY"...or "WHAT".. or "YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING"..


    "WOW"..means "SICK"... or "TIGHT"..or"WAY OUT"..or"GROVY".. or "KEEN"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]...

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    Wink

    "She's a Tom Dempsey." (A gal that looks good 'til she's closer than 63 yards)

    "Not the Brightest Bulb on the Scoreboard."

    "A few cards short of a full deck."

    "Jokem if they can't take a f--k."
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]"If its fast and reliable, its not cheap;
    if its fast and cheap, its not reliable;
    if its cheap and reliable, its not fast."


    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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    Couple crayons shy of a 64 pack..

    Smooth move Ex Lax!

    Is a frog's arse watertight?

    Does a bear **** (crap) in the woods?

    Does a cat have an arse?

    You could sell sand to an Arab

    You could sell ice to an Eskimo

    If I want your opinion I'll give it to you.

    He doesn't know s**t from shinola

    You're a fine example of a person that wears a beanie with the propeller on the inside

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