There is no "I" in we.. as in when I tell them "we" need to get a certain project completed.
Super VXer
There is no "I" in we.. as in when I tell them "we" need to get a certain project completed.
Super VXer
I like this one...even saw it used once in an AutoWeek article...
"goes like stink!"....meaning, it goes really fast
VX KAT
....the adventure BEGINS ANEW! ...2015......
Remember that life is not measured in the breaths you take, but rather in the moments that take your breath away.
Super VXer
Dumb as a box of rocks
Not the sharpest tack in the pack
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
A couple cans shy of a six pack
Goes like a scalded dog (thanks for jogging my brain into gear Kat)
Needs a checkup from the neck up
Fell out the ugly tree, & hit every branch on the way down
We're just gettin' started here...
Super VXer
"WHOLY CRAP".. it means "OH MY GOD"....or "NO WAY"...or "WHAT".. or "YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING"..
"WOW"..means "SICK"... or "TIGHT"..or"WAY OUT"..or"GROVY".. or "KEEN"
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]...
Super VXer
"She's a Tom Dempsey." (A gal that looks good 'til she's closer than 63 yards)
"Not the Brightest Bulb on the Scoreboard."
"A few cards short of a full deck."
"Jokem if they can't take a f--k."
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]"If its fast and reliable, its not cheap;
if its fast and cheap, its not reliable;
if its cheap and reliable, its not fast."
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Super VXer
About as sharp as a marble.
A few clowns short of a circus.
Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
I wish I had a blueprint for his brain; I'm trying to build an idiot.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
He only has one oar in the water.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Larry S.
99 Astral Silver VX (176k)
91 Porsche 928 S4 (73k)
Super VXer
sharp as a tack..wonder what end they are talking about....
Super VXer
All hat & no cattle
Now I know why Lions eat their young.....the great Rodney Dangerfield
He'd play Russian Roulette with an automatic pistol
She looks like she's been beat with an ugly stick
Couldn't think their way out of a paper bag
Look like they were rode hard & put away wet
That dog won't hunt
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Super VXer
Couple crayons shy of a 64 pack..
Smooth move Ex Lax!
Is a frog's arse watertight?
Does a bear **** (crap) in the woods?
Does a cat have an arse?
You could sell sand to an Arab
You could sell ice to an Eskimo
If I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
He doesn't know s**t from shinola
You're a fine example of a person that wears a beanie with the propeller on the inside
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