I hate solicitors who come to my front door and start by pretending they are interested in me or my dog or whatever. Just say what you're selling so I can kick you off my porch. Then when you tell them you're not interested they want to know WHY. NOYB.....just leave.
I also HATE to be out in public with my family and hear people using profanity. It's MF this and MF that with no regard for who's around them.![]()
Yep, like the other day I was in IHOP for breakfast. I ordered eggs and sausage. The waitress asked me "how do you like your eggs?" I answered "I like-em just fine" she said "No I mean how do you like them cooked?" I answered " I like-em better that way." I then asked her if it was link sauage or patty? she said "link" I asked her how many links do ya get? She said "4". I told her that would be great, but could I get all 4 of mine still tied together ? She said she would see. In a couple of minutes I hear this noise from the grill area (I think I heard the mf word) and I see this chef's hat stick out from under the grill and look at me. My waitress came back and told me the cook had gone thru 3 boxes and the best he could do was 2 pair. I told her that was ok I'd try to eat-em that way. I think she even mumbled something as she walked off. Good service is so hard to get these days.
So I said to myself, I said "Handee"
and this voice came back and said..
"He's not in, may we take a message?"
Neighbors dogs barking non-stop for hours.
I have 2 dogs and every one of my neighbors has at least 1 dog. I understand that dogs bark, I get that. But non-stop, ruin your dinner, cant sleep with your windows open is a bit much.
I just fixed the problem at 4am this morning when his dog woke me up. I went over and gave him a piece of my mind. I don't think it will happen again.
Not really a thread jack, just seemed like the best spot to vent.
x2, that reminds me, I need to get some "no soliciting" stickers for my front door.
Oh man, you would hate my brother. I've got a pretty bad mouth on me, but he will be like "MF this" and "eff that" just about anywhere, and his voice carries. It is a little embarrassing sometimes. But, personally, I don't believe in censorship so rock on brutha, just don't be suprised when some beach gives you a dirty look or worse!!
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I have a dog, she barks, but when she starts going in the back yard, I bring her in. No one needs or wants to hear that for more than a few minutes. It's like a crying baby. My rear neighbors kitty (or is it kiddy) corner to us have like 3 dogs and those @$5holes leave em out allllllll day and they bark and bark and bark. R E D I C U L O U S.
And speaking of babies, who here just LOOOOVVVESS to go to a 9:00pm showing of a rated R movie just to hear a baby cry in the theater.
Sorry, you chose to spawn, therefore, you have LOST your movie theater priveldges. Please kindly GET OUT.
Bart
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Put a smiley after you say that Bub.