Originally Posted by
alterastro
Well I guess it was to be expected... I told the wife that I was buying a new car. I got grief about buying another car. I showed her the picture of my VX and she said "Yuck! Thats really ugly". Great I thought, she doesn't like it
. Then disaster happens.. her Audi has gearbox problems and she HAS to borrow the VX. Now she has decided she loves it and she's driving it all the time
So fellow VX owners... how can I get my VX back? Help!
Nick
1) If she can have kids... use whatever means necessary to achieve fatherhood and then hand her the baby (car) seat along with the keys to the VX. After stowing said child in back of VX repeatedly...she'll most likely "tap-out"...ring the bell...you win VX back!
2) If she cannot have kids...borrow some...and make sure baby (car) seats are required....see above (#1) for rest of plan.
3) Mention the owner's manual routine on flat tire management when the flat occurs on the rear (LSD)....then follow her to her destination (incognito) <-----check local stalking laws......and stage a flat tire scenario utilizing either rear tire....wait 'til she gets home (depending on whether or not she followed the guidance):
A: chastize her for not following owners manual guidelines
B: keep throwing it out there about what a bummer it was to shuffle those tires around...and wouldn't be nice not to have too... 
OR
Originally Posted by
tomdietrying
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Peace.
Tom
Last edited by Jolly Roger VX'er : 06/25/2009 at 09:49 PM
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