Quote Originally Posted by ZEUS View Post
So you suffer from big ideas and little ambition? Does life serve you so many lemons you swim in lemonade? Does it seem you have more alcohol/chaw than time? Well then join us as we discover methods and cures to the affliction known as "acute procrastination syndrome" (APS). See... giving up on big dreams is why I am now Dr. Zeus and have no need for the title of Mr. Procrastinator!
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Quote Originally Posted by tom4bren View Post
OK, I have APS but at least I don't have an Aussie Locker sitting in my living room - that's just nasty. I'm suprised TLMP puts up wit dat.
As I told her at the outset of this relationship...

"If your expectations of me remain low enough, then your disappointment level will also remain commensurately low"...
So far, so good!...