Ironman, Ironman, where have you been?
"I've been to the hills to let my wheels spin."

Ironman, Ironman, what did you see?
"Hummers and Jeeps and other SUVs."

Ironman, Ironman, what did you do?
"Followed them up trails eating mud that they threw."

Ironman, Ironman, why did you leave?
"I got tired of wasting my gas pulling them out!"