crotchrocket,
I have some stuff at home that is an enzyme that you mix with water in a spray bottle. You spray it on your warm engine and let it sit becuase it's supposed to eat oil and grease for lunch (I think it's alive) and then you gently wash it off. I've used it before and it seems to work pretty well. I think it's also supposed to be environmentally friendly (not toxic like Gunk). I don't think that it will do squat for the massive amounts of mud that you've been accumulating, but once you get the big chunky pieces off this stuff might help to really shine that puppy up. It might be made locally here in Colorado (I'll look at the bottle tonight), but I could send you a bottle if you would like.
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