Originally posted by AlaskaVX
Man you guys have all this sleeping stuff wrong! Heres what you have to do, first you go to the nearest liquor store, buy enough alchohol to make you puking drunk. Then simple, you will find a place to sleep, without even trying. This works every weekend for me, no fail. I always bring a tent camping, never set it up, and end up sleeping in the driver side just reclined enough to get my drunk *** to pass out. Wake up a little sore, but it's nothing a morning beer won't take care of... hehehe

sad but true
Damn man. Sounds like you have a little problem. Time for a show of group love and send him to rehab.